Caption this pix

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So this picture was taken at a party organised by ace comedian, Julius Agwu, who recently turned 40.
What do u think this pix is trying to say?
For me, it seems like the lady in blue cant wait for the opening prayer to finish! lol
"Can y'll hurry? i wanna eat!"

Karen Igho needs to take a chill pill

Dear Karen,

im sure you get this a lot but i have to say it too: "we are tired of seeing you tired face at every get together...i mean the red, yellow, green and colourless carpet events.
i dnt even knw where to begin with you dress sense, the over exposed rock-like mounds on your chest, you keep shoving them down our throats and honestly, they are disgusting! Sagging boobs are meant to be neatly tucked in2 a bra. by the way, i think its high time u visit your plastic surgeon for a re-pump. Thank me later.
Having said that, im sure u will agree with me that some fridays are meant for home chilling. put up ur feet, place cucumber eye patches over ur tired eyes and wake up feeling fresh. i promise ur face will be easier to behold wen the sun comes up

Go home and sin no more!

Annie Idibia: Jailed or Sent home?

Dear Annie,
I suspect you were trying to go for the just~got~out~of~bed~but~still~fabulous look, you failed on many counts!
let me first make this clear,I am indifferent about u and consider u very brave for marrying Tuface after his overwhelming history with ur rivals!I understand u ve a right to be the winner just like cammilla and other women who chose to love in the face of Global scandal or outcry!I am digressing...
Anyway,ur hair is like a bird's nest unbeffiting for one who runs a salon!Are u wearing ur daughter's panties? The panty lines will cut ur circulation and we still want u alive!Those shoes... From which musuem did u steal them! This is a case of some have food but cannot eat!All that money and u won't get a stylist?Please my dear by~ force" African Queen",you ve looked better! Slap the person who saw u leave home and okayed this look!
#slaps Annie's wrist# Go home and sin no more!